#how dare you be funnier than me on my own blog

[gaydiation-poisoning]

Your blog is cool and all but what if it was instead about a young witch trying to sol

Sorry I didn't catch that last bit

[sapphire-weapon]

Can we have adam and leons first kiss headcanons. Can we call it aeon2

this might be the single greatest ask i've ever gotten

[get-blitzed-idiot]

Dirty old mech, asking that pretty little seeker to play with your mixture knob like some kind of pervert.

Oh, frag off! It's not dirty. You're the pervert! It's too tight, and the ratio is off, hence needing it adjusted.

[arewebeholdingaman]

The greek letter pi (π)

✅️ ...... featherless

✅️ ................ biped

You win this round, maths!

[leonleonhart]

SHUT UUUUUUUUP

no matter what, even if i went through the worst torture in the world, will i ever confess the thoughts i had about hildibrand last night

[lavalampstealer]

I’m so glad that you liked the attack I made for you! :D

I come bearing a gift of a different variation I had for it, one that was far sillier. I felt it was my moral obligation to share it with you instead of leaving it locked in a box for eternity

enjoy :]

FJSKGJDJ HELPME

Sparkle on!😃✨💅🧚

[aquaticfreakshow-sys]

Ur pregnant homeless cripplepunk and you're just gaslighting us

I've seen the photos

Oh my god you're totally right anon, I dearly apologize for misleading my lovely followers. Oh how far I've fallen, you got me, anon. Undeniable photos and all 😔😔😭

[ joke post !! ]

[calciumcryptid]

Calcium, I want to remind you that everytime I remember Will/Rattus and his backstory exist, I think of it as the plot to a Chuck Tingle novel-- which I think perfectly describes how he came to be.

Not going to lie, I had to look up Chuck Tingle.

And... uh... yeah honestly reads like one of his novels it seems djdhhskdhsjajai

[otiksimr]

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

So if the high school mascot is the marching knights, does mean that the middle school mascot is the marching squires and the elementary school mascot is the marching pages?

how dare you be funnier than me on my own blog

but no the middle school is the Coydogs and the elementary are the Loggerheads (a loggerhead shrike is a type of bird)

[trophywifetroybarnes]

Trophy wife… more like TROYphy wife!!!

ANON. ANON I AM A MESS. A SOBBING DISTRAUGHT MESS. HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU COME AND BE FUNNIER THAN ME. ON MY OWN BLOG NO LESS. IM CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR CRYING BC I SOMEHOW DIDNT THINK OF IT

[sapphire-weapon]

Thanks for the encouragement. I will dedicate my t-pose wedding of Ashley and Leon to you.

LOL

[official-jar-posts]

ok fuck it that's funny

official jar post

unacceptable, not a jar.

may i go inside?

[lorekeeper-backset]

Why so yurious?

-The gayer

HELP!!! How dare you be funnier than me on my own blog!!!

[askjeffsolderbrother]

Well at least if you survive this whole thing you'll have gotten a ds out of it

and a Mario kart cartridge!

that is true… and wait what do you mean if my brother is a good person

THEY MEAN UR DUMB FOR BEIMG HERE LIU

((How dare you be funnier than me on my own blog anon lmao I didn’t even think about this-))

[quensty]

as someone who full out flunked at least 3 orgo exams in their life, let me tell u. all those answers are right and you may be entitled to financial compensation

LMAO how dare u be funnier abt orgo than me on my own blog. thank u for the validation & i salute u for getting thru ochem in one piece 🫡